Uhh, hey Neighbor? I know it's finally May, and you're excited about getting out there to give yourself the gift of Melanoma as soon as possible, and I know you have towels down under you and all, but, uhh, that whole sunbathing-on-the-picnic-table thing still seems a little unsanitary to me. And a little 1979. And maybe mildly uncomfortable to you? Ok. Just checking.
Do they even *have* pheasants on the Jersey Shore?
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oh my goodness!! BOL...Olive your mom is a peeping Tom-ita
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
Hey, at least she covered her face. That way she'll look pretty at her funeral.
ReplyDeleteBaHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteOkay, I've laid out on a picnic table before. What else is a girl supposed to do when she doesn't have a lounge chair?
ReplyDeleteP.S. But it was my own personal picnic table. I would never lay on someone else's picnic table. That's just rude.