It's a strong message to someone. About... something. But to whom? And... what?
In the laundry room, there are 2 washers and 2 dryers. Nothing is amiss, unless you count the blood red spots on the bulletin board, and the dry, fall leaves that blow in from the outdoor stairwell when the doors don't get closed. Oh, and that message that reads, "Calm your balls, Bitch!" and appears to have been scrawled in angry thumbtack font.
Was someone mad because someone else took their clothes out of the dryer and lovingly placed them on the table? If so, that person should really think about leaving a laundry basket below the dryer in which their clothes tumbled.
Was someone pissed about the powder detergent that was left clogging one of the appropriate cups in the washer? You know, liquid really does work better, but I'm pretty sure there's a more refined way to express your dissatisfaction with the powdery mess.
Oooo, maybe it's a message to the dryer itself because it stole a sock or 3, instead of leaving the pairs intact!
Unfortunately, the angry laundry message shall remain a mystery. For now. Until more clues are revealed. But rest assured, this Homeowners Association President will continue to search for clues, to unravel the mystery. Until then, though, she'll just do her best to allay her fears of perishing in a tragic, all-too-common, dryer-sheet fire.
Was someone mad because someone else took their clothes out of the dryer and lovingly placed them on the table? If so, that person should really think about leaving a laundry basket below the dryer in which their clothes tumbled.
Was someone pissed about the powder detergent that was left clogging one of the appropriate cups in the washer? You know, liquid really does work better, but I'm pretty sure there's a more refined way to express your dissatisfaction with the powdery mess.
Oooo, maybe it's a message to the dryer itself because it stole a sock or 3, instead of leaving the pairs intact!
Unfortunately, the angry laundry message shall remain a mystery. For now. Until more clues are revealed. But rest assured, this Homeowners Association President will continue to search for clues, to unravel the mystery. Until then, though, she'll just do her best to allay her fears of perishing in a tragic, all-too-common, dryer-sheet fire.
people are nutty
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Cheaper then therapy but not very friendly!
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ReplyDeleteB&L and SassyMM - Very true!
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Wow. The most drama I see in my laundry room is trying to get a chance to get a load in before my roommates do. I do not miss having to scrounge up quarters for laundry, and then trying to time it so that I get to the laundry room before someone has the chance to remove my stuff from the dryer.
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