Ok, so I've jumped in with 2 feet to helping out my immediate community by serving on my Homeowners' Association Board of Directors. It's been non-stop entertainment and work since I started.
Today I came home and found the following notice above the mailboxes.
Can I just say that I love that he mentions he's a man and has no use for tampons? So, if you were a woman, you'd enjoy having those thrown into your truck because you could use them? Also, kinda funny that he "can deal with" the fast food trash. So the tampons are so offensive to his delicate sensibilities that they make him wish he had fast food trash in his truck? And why are these presumably-unopened, new tampons more annoying than the strawberry yogurt?! And is strawberry yogurt more annoying than blueberry would have been? Or pineapple? Would you seriously rather clean up strawberry yogurt than new tampons? I bet he's a real tolerant boyfriend.
Then I did some yoga. After that, I found a message that there are hot water problems in several units. So, of course, I find myself traipsing around, knocking on doors, stepping inside people's units, looking at faucets, and asking about hot water problems. I'm starting to feel like Schneider up in here. Now where IS that pack of cigarettes? Oh, of course. Right here rolled up in my sleeve.
Today I came home and found the following notice above the mailboxes.
Then I did some yoga. After that, I found a message that there are hot water problems in several units. So, of course, I find myself traipsing around, knocking on doors, stepping inside people's units, looking at faucets, and asking about hot water problems. I'm starting to feel like Schneider up in here. Now where IS that pack of cigarettes? Oh, of course. Right here rolled up in my sleeve.
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Oh goodness. I do agree with him that it's gross and rude and shouldn't keep happening. But does he think a note like this is likely to make it stop? Because if I was the rude person doing that, I'd probably do it more after reading this.
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