Divorced, Need Furniture

I was driving around today and saw this sign posted on a corner.

So, is this what we're doing now? Just posting signs when we need something, hoping someone will call and present them to us?

It's like absentee panhandling.  Now you don't even have to stand on the corner to ask for stuff. Just make a sign and let it do all the work.  If this really works, I need to make a trip to Staples for some markers and posterboard.

I'm thinking my first sign will read something like this:

Single, Never Married. Need New Mattress. And iPad. Call...

Or maybe it's the new alternative to online dating... some code that I haven't learned yet? If so, I'm still gonna need new markers...